Host: Paris Hilton，the name that’s on every one’s lip these past few week, and here now her an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton
Jimmy: As we agreed, we won’t be discussing the scandal that’s been in the papears these last couple weeks, ok Paris Hilton: Thank you, Jimmy I appreciated that
Jimmy: No problem, no problem, we just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton, so your family, they own hotels, they go around the world right? Paris Hilton: They are set at New York, London, Paris Jimmy: So, so there actually there is a Paris Hilton Paris Hilton: Yes, There is Jimmy: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
Paris Hilton: Actually it’s a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you’ve heard Jimmy: Yeah, I hear that Paris Hilton is very beautiful Paris Hilton: I am glad you heard that Jimmy: I actually hear its picture is prefect, can I take picture of it? Paris Hilton: Not any more
Jimmy: Can’t do that any more, today ahh, they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton: No
Jimmy: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
Paris Hilton: Hum, it might be for you, but most will find it very … Jimmy: I am a very important person, I may need to go through the back entrance Paris Hilton: No way, that back entrance is exit only Jimmy: Ok, I threw a lot events, do they have a ball room there? Paris Hilton: We do
Jimmy: Oh great, I’d love to have my balls held by Paris Hilton, I’d like to check into the Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton: I don’t think you can
Jimmy: Really, cause I only need to stay there maybe like a minute, a minute and half, not even that 40 45 seconds maybe Paris Hilton: Oh Well, I hope you enjoy it
Jimmy: I did I mean I will, I will.
男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)
女：Actually I”d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。 )
this seat empty?(直译：这个座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)
男：I”m a photographer. I”ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
女：I”m a plastic surgeon. I”ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)
男：Haven”t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)
女：Yes. That”s why I don”t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女：Sorry. I”m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)
男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)
女：Why? Don”t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
On the beach
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned,
he had a hat over his
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
“If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
“If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.” “